Bear's Pet Plan
Welcome to Bear's Pet Plan. Here you will find Bear's explanation on why Bears should be allowed as pets.
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By reading Bear's Pet Plan, you are agreeing to our Terms and Conditions.
Bears should be allowed as pets because:
- They are like a bigger version of dogs
- They are very friendly
- They like humans
- They can give you an easy dinner
- They can turn you into dinner
- They scare off people
- They can eat people (If they feel like it)
- They are good fishers
- And they are good swimmers
Now that you have seen Bear's Pet Plan, you must obey Bear's terms and conditions. Otherwise, you will be arrested by our secret governing system and become a lovely snack for the bears.
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Terms and Conditions.
You must:
- Do not tell anyone about this website.
- Do not share this website with anyone.
- Do not copy and paste this HTML, CSS, or JavaScript.
- Do not create a plan similar to Mr Bears.
- Do not attempt to become President/Supreme Chancellor of Canada, USA, UK, or AUS.
- Do not tell any other world country leaders about bears plan including Canada, USA, UK, and AUS.
- Do not attempt to find out about our governing system or tell anyone else about it.
Now that you have read the Terms and Conditions, you must obey them at all costs or else you will be taken by our secret governing system and fed to the bears.